Why Hope and I are made of win.
Here is a conversation I had with my sister yesterday:

ME, 9:19 PM: Hahaha, also, I watched "Logan's Run" today, because I got it confused with "Blade Runner."
SISTER, 9:20 PM: Did you wonder why everyone thought this movie was so great?
ME, 9:21 PM: YES!
GOD!
SISTER, 9:21 PM: "AND WHERE'S WESLEY SNIPES."
ME, 9:22 PM: "HOW CAN THIS BE THE WESLEY SNIPES FUTURE WHEN THERE'S NOT A SINGLE BLACK PERSON IN THIS FILM."
SISTER, 9:23 PM: "IS IT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PAY TAXES."
Me, 9:23 PM: I WAS PROMISED FORD. HARRISON FORD. HE IS BETTER LOOKING THAN THESE SKINNY BLONDE HAN SOLO-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS.
SISTER, 9:24 PM: DOESN'T HARRISON FORD LOOK LIKE HAN SOLO.
ME, 9:24 PM: I MEAN LUKE SKYWALKER. OBVIOUSLY.
SISTER, 9:24 PM: I SEE. YEAH, FUCK THAT DUDE.
ME, 9:25 PM: Dude, are you sure Wesley Snipes is in Blade Runner?
SISTER, 9:25 PM: SHEEEE-IT. Isn't that the movie that made him, like, famous?
ME, 9:26 PM: Uh, are you thinking of Demolition Man?
SISTER,9:27 PM: Hahaha, no, I'm thinking of Blade.
ME, 9:27 PM: HAHAHAHA! Good one, Beesly.
SISTER, 9:28 PM: Would have been better if I'd been thinking of "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything."
ME, 9:28 PM: WHY ARE THERE NO VAMPIRES IN THIS FUTURISTIC DRAMA! I WAS PROMISED WESLEY SNIPES, BUT ALL THERE IS IS THIS HAN SOLO-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER!
SISTER, 9:28 PM: "GOD, WHY IS NOBODY GETTING THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF."

We're awesome, even if we do totally overuse capslock.