Argh argh argh argh ARGH!
So, I was supposed to have a holiday today and Friday. Past tense! My president has decided that it is important that I come to work on those days (even though I have no class and nothing to prep for) and sit in my classroom with my thumb up my ass. They decided to let me know today. And when I say "decided to let me know," I mean the president told the vice-president, who told my co-teacher, who told me in the form of a positive. "Now you don't have to use one of your vacation days!" Not that I would have been using a vacation day for a day off, anyway.

So the whole school has a holiday, but if I want to not come in I have to use a vacation day. And, worse, my poor co-teacher has been dragooned into going to work also, presumably because I can't be trusted sitting in the school by myself. Who knows, I might invent violent crime or pornography! Or say something bad about kimchi! But because her computer is eight inches from my computer, now I can't spend the day reading the Wonkette and doing my Sekret Second Job; I have to make it look like I'm working.

It's lame. I'm trying to be sanguine about it. And I'm trying to make sure my co-teacher doesn't hate me by bringing in donuts.